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The two (2) Sacred Virtues of the Holy Church of Alice are the most serious aspects of the religion. One must follow them precisely in order to gain entrance into the afterlife in Wonderland. These two (2) virtues can be inferred from the two (2) substances consumed by Alice during the beginning of the story. The two (2) substances were labeled "Eat Me" and "Drink Me." Thus, the two (2) Sacred Virtues are cunnilingus and alcoholism. They are described in further detail below:

1) Cunnilingus: Each person must participate in this act once per month. It is the ultimate way to commune with Alice. If one is an amateur in this field, there are many references to be read on the world wide web regarding the matter. (There is an allusion to this Virtue in the fictional work, The Bible, in which the Christ figure says, "Partake of this bread. It is my body." The vaginal orifice is the true bread of life.)

2) Alcoholism: This Virtue must also be experienced each month. While intoxicated, one can ignore everything around him or her and focus on more important spiritual matters. (The biblical phrase, "Partake of this wine. It is my blood." refers to this event. Alcohol is truly the blood of life.)

Eat me! Drink me!
Hail Alice!